For $950 it 'd better cook, clean - and wash my car too.
I'm probably crazy , but my biggest issue with the price is that it's not actually marked.
If I payed that much I want a big bold MADE IN USA permanently marked into both sides to make it worth more than scrap value to whoever inherits it.
They'll likely have no interest in tools, but eventually MADE IN USA is going to be so uncommon that every single American will see big cartoon dollar signs when they read that phrase.