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Offline fatfillup

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2020, 08:27:37 AM »
Someone once told me you are never too poor to afford good toilet paper.  I think he was right. :lol_hitting:

Offline highland512

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2020, 11:05:08 AM »
You guys use toilet paper?

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Do you use corncobs like my dad used on the farm?
Soybeans..... easier on the bum

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Butt the dust from the beans is so hard to clean up and leaves my bum all itchy.

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2020, 11:16:00 AM »
You guys use toilet paper?

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Do you use corncobs like my dad used on the farm?
Soybeans..... easier on the bum

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Butt the dust from the beans is so hard to clean up and leaves my bum all itchy.
Gotta use green leaves!!!!

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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2020, 04:20:08 PM »
Well, the paranoia is reaching the desert!
Wife said she heard about the "pandemic" announcement, and one of her co-workers said the local Cosco was out of toilet paper. She phoned and asked me should she stop on the way home and get some, because we were going to be needing some. (Not hoarding, just it's that time of the month to buy a 12 pack). I told her don't worry - I'll head overt o Walmart and grab some with a few other items we're low on.  Pretty sad to report the toilet paper aisle was decimated! Found one 12 pack of some brand I never buy so I grabbed it. People were reaching behind me to grab for a few remaining packs.
Come on folks, hoarding is going to produce problems not solve them! But most people are sheep and just do what the one in front of them is doing.  :-[

Worse comes to worst I'll just go to "bun rags". Old dish rags or facial towels get turned into cleaning duties and get tossed in the washer regularly. (I don't suppose they'll be a run on small towels at the thrift stores).  I ain't much into the "leaves" thing - especially when the leaves around here are cactus! :a102:

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2020, 05:25:31 PM »
I think the real reason is that NY banned plastic bags and the trees they grow for TP is now used to make paper bags. Maybe we need to start using the left over plastic bags instead of TP.

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2020, 09:01:32 PM »
They just cancelled the season of the NBA because a player has the virus

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2020, 10:13:09 PM »
Cancelled the Houston livestock show and rodeo because one guy in Montgomery county has the virus.  :38:

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2020, 10:25:06 PM »
Get the 2 ply.

Offline jabberwoki

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2020, 10:51:07 PM »
Our next swap just got cancelled and the Gov wanker just made it illegal for more than 200 people to gather in a space.
Is the need enough? Or does the want suffice?

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2020, 08:57:35 AM »
Cancelled the Houston livestock show and rodeo because one guy in Montgomery county has the virus.  :38:
Wow, thats a huge event. That had to piss A LOT of people off. Im sure SheJack will hold a press conference and tell everybody she is saving their life and showing how well she can conjugate her verbs.  :-[ 

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2020, 11:56:06 AM »
Get the 2 ply.

 :93:  haaaaaaaa that's great !!!
1776 ................... what happened!

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2020, 11:57:22 AM »
Our next swap just got cancelled and the Gov wanker just made it illegal for more than 200 people to gather in a space.

Who's counting ?
1776 ................... what happened!

Offline Rural53

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2020, 05:12:05 PM »


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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #44 on: April 16, 2020, 07:21:43 AM »
Came across this today - Aussie supermarket boss blunt reply to toilet paper hoarder wanting refund.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/supermarket-bosss-blunt-reply-to-toilet-paper-hoarder-wanting-refund/news-story/985cc7022ce371a71b7d86c3031e2ce5?fbclid=IwAR32brqtBmhu0S19iybmHcq6ZvKIFSeXNlJmx21vDt0MJwUc0a-dA2LiDWs#.19h7v

Good for that store manager, he deserves a medal. COSTCO is doing the same thing as a company policy -- and hopefully lots of low-fife hoarders will feel the pain in their wallet now that they can't unload their massive stockpiles.