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Offline DeadNutz

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2020, 08:27:54 AM »
Sometimes you just have to love how the Aussies respond. Properly stored TP doesn't have an expiration date so that hoarder is good on TP for years to come, scumbag.
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Offline fatfillup

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2020, 08:32:22 AM »
Glad the stores have grown some balls and put these idiots in their place.  I really have a problem with the consumer mentality that whatever they say, the stores have to bend to them
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2020, 01:40:18 PM »
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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2020, 08:25:08 PM »
That's about right, I read a story on the drudge, guys buys 5k rolls. Figures out that big haul was not gong to pay off, as dreamed.

 Goes back the the store wants a refund, owner tells him to take a long walk off a short pier I just love reading stuff like that here is a T shirt that store owner needed
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Offline highland512

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #49 on: April 17, 2020, 07:53:23 AM »
Quote from: pep on April 16, 2020, 08:25:08 PM
That's about right, I read a story on the drudge, guys buys 5k rolls. Figures out that big haul was not gong to pay off, as dreamed.

 Goes back the the store wants a refund, owner tells him to take a long walk off a short pier I just love reading stuff like that here is a T shirt that store owner needed

Our local Lowes called the 5-0 on a guy that was stealing the giant industrial rolls out of the shitters in store. Good for you Lowes, good for you.  :hee20hee20hee:
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Offline slip knot

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #50 on: April 17, 2020, 03:42:50 PM »
One of the porto can guys here had his TP robbed off the truck while he was paying for gas. gotta be pretty desperate if you going after porto can TP. :smiley_confused1:
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Offline fatfillup

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #51 on: April 17, 2020, 04:54:15 PM »
Quote from: slip knot on April 17, 2020, 03:42:50 PM
One of the porto can guys here had his TP robbed off the truck while he was paying for gas. gotta be pretty desperate if you going after porto can TP. :smiley_confused1:

wow that is desperate :-\

I am so glad I by dumb luck bought a jumbo pack at BJ's two weeks before all this


Was able to buy napkins today.  Not much else left in the paper aisle. 
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Offline J.A.F.E.

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #52 on: April 17, 2020, 07:39:24 PM »
Takes a real ass to steal TP.
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Offline coolmercury

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2020, 07:48:05 AM »
You need more TP when you are all ASS!!! :))
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Offline fatfillup

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #54 on: April 18, 2020, 09:00:12 AM »
Yes TP thief is definitely at the bottom
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Offline slip knot

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #55 on: April 18, 2020, 09:58:26 AM »
hey, you guys are on a roll. :hee20hee20hee:
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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #56 on: April 18, 2020, 04:53:21 PM »
Nothing like double ply. :c029:
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Offline J.A.F.E.

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #57 on: April 18, 2020, 05:43:04 PM »
If a woman got caught stealing TP could you sewer?
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Offline DeadNutz

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #58 on: April 18, 2020, 07:23:26 PM »
Quote from: J.A.F.E. on April 18, 2020, 05:43:04 PM
If a woman got caught stealing TP could you sewer?

Let the women steal it. Beats having them drip dry. :o
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Offline pep

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Re: Toilet paper shortage?
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2020, 10:26:31 AM »
Quote from: DeadNutz on April 18, 2020, 07:23:26 PM
Quote from: J.A.F.E. on April 18, 2020, 05:43:04 PM
If a woman got caught stealing TP could you sewer?

Let the women steal it. Beats having them drip dry. :o

Now that is funny.
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