So , I've been buying TP when ever I see it . My girlfriend has not. Now , she is out and trying to dip into my stash. While driving to the store I saw a dog scooting it's but on the lawn and said to her she better learn how to do that as she has no TP. The foul words shes yelled at me would make a rough sailor blush. Guess who is on a quest to find TP now ?