A friend of mine (yes, believe it or not I do have one or two and none of them live in Patience, Colorado) also recommended the Sika. I will check out the stuff and at least it might keep all the gaak out.
I'd have to sit on the floor cross legged to do this I suffer orthostatic hypotension (Low blood pressure and get dizzy from certain positions or some sudden movements) and there's two places I want good blood flow to and my brain is one of them.