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Re: Some humor
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2019, 08:43:48 AM »
Marriage is like a three ring circus, the engagement rig, wedding ring and the suffer-ring.

Every man should get married as no man is complete until married, then he is finished.
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2019, 08:42:56 PM »
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2019, 08:49:08 PM »
Some that I've heard:

The man is the head of the household - and the wife is the neck that turns it!

"I'm the head of this household....and I have my wife's permission to say so!"

Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, then it doesn't matter.

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2019, 08:12:18 PM »
Living in California is like living in a bowl of Granola - what ain't fruits and nuts are flakes!

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2019, 07:17:49 AM »
Living in California is like living in a bowl of Granola - what ain't fruits and nuts are flakes!

Always loved that joke :))

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2019, 04:22:47 AM »
OK, which one of you was this ....

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2019, 07:22:06 AM »
Living in California is like living in a bowl of Granola - what ain't fruits and nuts are flakes!

Always loved that joke :))

 California, once upon a time, a board the Big E, shipping out for carrier qualifications.

 The standing joke was, "Why is there a fence around San Diego?  Answer to keep the fruits from picking the people"

Some things never change
1776 ................... what happened!

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2019, 06:16:29 PM »
OK, which one of you was this ....
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2019, 09:24:17 PM »
I heard this some years ago from a woman comedian.

"Men think that the larger a woman's breasts are, the dumber she is. The truth is - the larger a woman's breasts are, the dumber the men are!"    :D

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Re: Some humor
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Re: Some humor
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2019, 10:33:51 PM »
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If it aint broke----fix it till it is-----there's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

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Re: Some humor
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