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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #240 on: March 17, 2021, 04:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Rural53 on March 17, 2021, 04:46:10 PM


When you're done just tell him the repair is $100,000 - or you can take the truck and contents in trade!   :))
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Offline slip knot

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #241 on: March 17, 2021, 07:22:17 PM »
Those tires gonna cost him $50 a week for 2 years? :lol_hitting:
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #242 on: March 26, 2021, 03:00:02 PM »
This is why you don't have an aircraft maintainer work on your stovetop...


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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #243 on: March 30, 2021, 03:18:54 AM »
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #244 on: March 31, 2021, 04:18:08 AM »
Muddy, is this you?

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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #245 on: April 07, 2021, 02:41:13 AM »
For those with kids.... (from https://www.jamesbreakwell.com/)
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #246 on: June 03, 2021, 07:38:39 AM »
For TacticalFun




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Offline pep

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #247 on: June 03, 2021, 04:31:15 PM »
Game show this season
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #248 on: June 03, 2021, 04:53:12 PM »
Quote from: pep on June 03, 2021, 04:31:15 PM
Game show this season

Oh that is so spot on
« Last Edit: June 04, 2021, 08:17:17 AM by fatfillup »
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Offline DeadNutz

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #249 on: June 03, 2021, 11:11:52 PM »
Love the tank turret Rural. You should post that to Tactical's thread.
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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #250 on: June 04, 2021, 06:13:11 PM »
From another website:

I was swimming at the YMCA, and decide to take a leak in the deep end of the pool. Unfortunately a lifeguard saw me, and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #251 on: June 17, 2021, 11:29:43 PM »
WARNING
I ordered Chinese takeout from a local place (I won't name them), but when I got home I placed it on my kitchen counter top and as I was getting some plates, I heard the bags rustling and moving!! WTF??!!
I thought what the heck is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of peering out at me!
I was so scared as the bag was moving around and around.
I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the floor with a broom in one hand and there it was again, more rustling and little looking out behind the prawn crackers.
I thought it's got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down...
And there it was ...

A Peeking Duck!!!
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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #252 on: June 18, 2021, 09:31:50 AM »
Opinions are like armpits. Everybody has them and most of them stink.
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #253 on: June 18, 2021, 04:09:31 PM »
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #254 on: June 28, 2021, 06:04:06 PM »
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