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Offline Heiny57

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First topic, Canadian jokes
« on: August 13, 2018, 01:12:21 PM »
The Canadian Godfather:
“I’m gonna make him an offer he will be free to refuse but I will urge him not to as it is very generous.”
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Offline Heiny57

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Re: First topic, Canadian jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2018, 02:38:06 PM »
How do you make a Canadian apologize?  Step on his toe.
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Re: First topic, Canadian jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2018, 10:52:46 AM »
I hope the Americans are equally able to take a joke  :)


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Re: First topic, Canadian jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2018, 11:35:16 AM »
LOL
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Offline fatfillup

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Re: First topic, Canadian jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2018, 07:12:54 AM »
Darn global warming >:(

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Re: First topic, Canadian jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2018, 09:05:32 AM »
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

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Re: First topic, Canadian jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2018, 09:02:20 PM »
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