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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #60 on: October 17, 2019, 12:38:47 AM »
 “Fall can be fun, but please be careful!”

From the 1950's Police Safety League booklet: "It's Great To Be Alive."


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Re: Some humor
« Reply #61 on: October 27, 2019, 04:49:32 PM »


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Offline Heiny57

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #62 on: October 27, 2019, 05:19:48 PM »
I bet that purrs now.    ;D
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #63 on: October 27, 2019, 06:15:36 PM »
Any clue with Lostmind's profile shows as "Guest"?
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Offline DeadNutz

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #64 on: October 27, 2019, 07:03:03 PM »
Quote from: gtermini on October 27, 2019, 06:15:36 PM
Any clue with Lostmind's profile shows as "Guest"?

He said he is done here with the ads and tracking.
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Offline gtermini

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #65 on: October 27, 2019, 10:42:35 PM »
Well that sucks.

Lostmind, Best wishes and thanks for being here.
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Offline J.A.F.E.

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #66 on: October 27, 2019, 10:48:14 PM »
Walking to closest bar from my house takes five minutes while the walk home is 35. The difference is staggering.
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #67 on: October 28, 2019, 06:37:31 AM »
Quote from: J.A.F.E. on October 27, 2019, 10:48:14 PM
Walking to closest bar from my house takes five minutes while the walk home is 35. The difference is staggering.

+1 -- very good!
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #68 on: November 02, 2019, 01:47:53 PM »
Alright, which one of you guys is this?


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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #69 on: November 09, 2019, 10:46:37 PM »
A little girl stood up in class and recited the story from the Bible about Jonah and the whale. Being a typical school the teacher was squirming the whole time the little girl talked.

When she was finished the teacher asked her, "How did Jonah survive in the stomach of the whale? All those acids and juices should have eaten him up."

The girl replied, "I don't know. When I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah about it."

The teacher then asked, "What if Jonah isn't in heaven?"

The girl thought for a moment and said, "Well, then you can ask him."
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #70 on: November 11, 2019, 01:01:47 AM »
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Offline muddy

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #71 on: November 11, 2019, 07:17:33 PM »


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Offline highland512

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2019, 07:13:18 AM »
How do you convert a gas into a solid?









Push harder.  :-\
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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2019, 11:54:58 AM »
Oh these last three posts are great!  :))
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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2019, 12:14:41 PM »
Quote from: bonneyman on November 12, 2019, 11:54:58 AM
Oh these last three posts are great!  :))
Thanks. I've actually had the Keith Richards one sitting in my humor folder as well.



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