Baby Dictator Cuomo has just announced he will push for legislation elevating the criminal act of Assaulting a Urinalist from Misdemeanor to Felony.
Obviously the corps of comedians and dullards who help the Dictator keep things covered up and under the Radar should be more protected than I. After all, they have stupidstudent loans to pay for their worthless degrees and most of the females appear to have a few payments left on their boob job, the one on their chest, not the one between their ears.
I'll certainly feel much safer when those twits are a super protected species along with the twitches who can't lock into what gender they'll continue life as.
Where's my gun?
