Some humor

[pep]

That's funny as hell

[Rural53]

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[Rural53]

Adapt to the conditions....

"Much of the cast and crew of The African Queen got sick except Humphrey Bogart and John Huston, who said they avoided illness by living on imported Scotch whisky. "All I ate was baked beans, canned asparagus, and Scotch whisky. Whenever a fly bit Huston or me, it dropped dead," said Bogart."

[pep]

Climate Change defined

[bonneyman]

There's all this talk lately of the internet kill switch to be put on cars starting in 2026.

The auto kill switch is already here - it's called "the price tag". 

[J.A.F.E.]

Some things you can just never unsee. Is that a bow tie he's wearing or does he have a little tiny body?

[goodfellow]

There's all this talk lately of the internet kill switch to be put on cars starting in 2026.

The auto kill switch is already here - it's called "the price tag". 

LOL - so true George. Recently saw a post about a DARCARS dealership in the DC area that put a ridiculous “Market Adjustment” on a tarted up Ford Raptor -

Get this …..

$130k for the truck
$200k for the market adjustment
$330k OTD price

How arrogant and stupid have these dealerships become!


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[Rural53]

Then at this point the turbo fans shut down as the Scramjet kicks in accelerating the workshop to MACH 8.

[Rural53]

[Rural53]

Some of my friends really do have a warped sense of humor...

[Rural53]

[ron350]

A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

[bonneyman]

 

[ron350]

   A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his customary dumb-blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being. It's people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only Blondes, but women in general . . . pathetically, all in the name of humor!"

When the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, the blonde shouts . . . "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little s*** on your lap."

[ron350]

 A blonde pushes her old BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"