Don’t Piss on your Tools

[Cruiser808]

I have a Proto 1-5/8 by 1-7/16 DBE wrench that is occasionally used for removing and replacing stuffing boxes in boats. It hardly used, so it sits in a corner, literally. Well, being in the garage, I occasionally have to relieve myself and since the wife doesn’t want me messing the house and since there is no formal facilities, I have the benefit of a fine plastic antifreeze bottle.

Well, over time, some of the excess spilled on my beloved wrench. Opps, not good. Yes, I’ve can clean it up, but the nice chrome it had is gone forever. So there you go, don’t be like me and piss on your tools. Piss on the politicians instead.   

[J.A.F.E.]

What are you drinking? 

[Cruiser808]

Just water and beer. I found out piss is really corrosive over time. It doesn’t help that I’m in a tropical climate.

[Cruiser808]

And that’s okay. I’m just more careful where I point the hose.   

[J.A.F.E.]

Just teasing a bit. Yeah the stuff is pretty corrosive it'll even eat through paint judging by the dividers in some mens rooms.

[ken w.]

Doesn't that piss you right off ??    I pee on the lawn quite often. I try to go on the chestnut tree. I think that's why it's growing so fast.

[Uncle Buck]

Boy does this hit home. There are five of us here and one crapper. Needless to say more times than not I have to dive out the back door and piss off of the deck during the dark hours. When I am out in the shop and nature calls I step into the side garage and piss on the dirt.

Like most of the rest of the stuff I do that pisses my wife off to no end. You cannot even imagine how much that bothers me..........

[kwoswalt99]

There go my plans for the evening.

[slip knot]

It took my wife several years to finally figure out why all the shrubs died there beside the front porch. I blamed it on the cat.

[Cruiser808]

^^^^^^^  

[ScoutDriver]

Between the dog and me, there is nothing growing behind our dumpster. 

Scott

[ken w.]

Being a man has it's benefits.

[J.A.F.E.]

When I was a kid a neighbor three or four doors down had the wifes mother living with them. She was not a pleasant woman - I often suspected a house had once fallen on her sister. She seemed to have had a preference for using the backyard when the urge hit and she didn't seem to care who was around.

[bonneyman]

I can't tell you how many air conditioners I've condemned because the dogs peed all over the aluminum fins and they just dissolved into mush!

[Cruiser808]

    JAFE. It took me a while, but I finally got the reference to the falling house. You're a funny guy.