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Offline Rural53

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2018, 04:17:11 AM »
Pissing on your lemon tree is good for it, added nitrogen means better fruit. Applies to all citrus trees
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Offline coolmercury

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2018, 07:45:04 AM »
I have always said "When I cannot piss off the front porch I will move", and that is what I have done.  Now living in the Ozarks without another house within a mile I don't think I will have to move again. O:-)
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Offline Uncle Buck

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2018, 08:03:02 AM »
Quote from: coolmercury on September 29, 2018, 07:45:04 AM
I have always said "When I cannot piss off the front porch I will move", and that is what I have done.  Now living in the Ozarks without another house within a mile I don't think I will have to move again. O:-)

God country, do you know where Macks Creek, MO is? How about Buffolo? Or are you further South and East? I used to work in Nixa and lived in Springfield.
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Offline crankshaftdan II

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2018, 09:02:50 AM »
Quote from: Cruiser808 on September 28, 2018, 05:47:55 PM
I have a Proto 1-5/8 by 1-7/16 DBE wrench that is occasionally used for removing and replacing stuffing boxes in boats. It hardly used, so it sits in a corner, literally. Well, being in the garage, I occasionally have to relieve myself and since the wife doesn’t want me messing the house and since there is no formal facilities, I have the benefit of a fine plastic antifreeze bottle.

Well, over time, some of the excess spilled on my beloved wrench. Opps, not good. Yes, I’ve can clean it up, but the nice chrome it had is gone forever. So there you go, don’t be like me and piss on your tools. Piss on the politicians instead.   ;)

Try drinking some apple cider vinegar-will nuturalize your system and save the tools!
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Offline Cruiser808

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2018, 10:06:41 AM »
 :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
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Offline skfarmer

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2018, 01:45:16 PM »
mental note.........

wear rubber gloves when helping art in his garage........

don't pick your nose while there and wash hands thoroughly when done  :)).
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Offline Cruiser808

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2018, 02:16:57 PM »
Oh so true Harlan.   :))
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Offline Cruiser808

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2018, 02:26:50 PM »
On a serious note, yesterday I pumped out the holding tank on the boat. Damn nasty and gross. After that i took a shower and burned my clothes. Naw i didn't, but they did get washed.
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Offline bonneyman

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2018, 07:12:38 PM »
Quote from: crankshaftdan II on September 29, 2018, 09:02:50 AM
Try drinking some apple cider vinegar-will nuturalize your system and save the tools!

Well, you save a step that way.  ^-^
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Offline fatfillup

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2018, 10:27:57 AM »
Pissing outside is a man right not to be infringed upon. :))
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Offline eborcim

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Re: Don’t Piss on your Tools
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2018, 12:42:21 PM »
mice do the same damage
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