A little girl stood up in class and recited the story from the Bible about Jonah and the whale. Being a typical school the teacher was squirming the whole time the little girl talked.
When she was finished the teacher asked her, "How did Jonah survive in the stomach of the whale? All those acids and juices should have eaten him up."
The girl replied, "I don't know. When I get to heaven I'll ask Jonah about it."
The teacher then asked, "What if Jonah isn't in heaven?"
The girl thought for a moment and said, "Well, then you can ask him."