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Offline goodfellow

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New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« on: December 31, 2018, 09:52:41 AM »
Start the New Year off right -- send away for the booklet  :)) :)) :))

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Offline Uncle Buck

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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2018, 11:22:38 AM »
Sweet, the perfect way to begin the new year with a lumpy bumpy noodle and part of a shoe hanging out of your lower unit!  :o
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2018, 02:30:00 PM »
The perfect thing if you live in Stepford, Connecticut.

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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2018, 05:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Buck on December 31, 2018, 11:22:38 AM
Sweet, the perfect way to begin the new year with a lumpy bumpy noodle and part of a shoe hanging out of your lower unit!  :o

Yeah, I'd get beat if I left that around.
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2018, 06:47:30 PM »
The last item in that list reminds me of the old joke about the man who comes home to find his wife wrapped in cellophane and laying on the dining room table and she says "see anything you like?". His response is "leftovers again?"
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2018, 07:32:21 PM »
The biggest problem would be if she greeted everybody coming to the door like that. The postman, milkman, repairman, salesman, neighbor...……..
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Offline goodfellow

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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2018, 07:53:25 PM »
Quote from: DeadNutz on December 31, 2018, 07:32:21 PM
The biggest problem would be if she greeted everybody coming to the door like that. The postman, milkman, repairman, salesman, neighbor...……..

........then you'd probably have a very "blended" family unit -- LOL
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Offline Uncle Buck

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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2018, 08:40:51 PM »
Quote from: goodfellow on December 31, 2018, 07:53:25 PM
Quote from: DeadNutz on December 31, 2018, 07:32:21 PM
The biggest problem would be if she greeted everybody coming to the door like that. The postman, milkman, repairman, salesman, neighbor...……..

........then you'd probably have a very "blended" family unit -- LOL

 And a wife whose smile could never be wiped from her face!  :))
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2018, 10:52:16 PM »
The humor is back on the forum I see!  :D
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2019, 06:14:48 PM »
My wife thinks that's funny!   :))
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2019, 06:53:42 PM »
Quote from: Lookin4_67GalaxieConv on January 02, 2019, 06:14:48 PM
My wife thinks that's funny!   :))

Give your wife a "Thumbs Up" from me -- the fact that she can take such un-PC joke is a rarity these days. 
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Offline Uncle Buck

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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2019, 08:01:50 PM »
Quote from: goodfellow on January 02, 2019, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: Lookin4_67GalaxieConv on January 02, 2019, 06:14:48 PM
My wife thinks that's funny!   :))

Give your wife a "Thumbs Up" from me -- the fact that she can take such un-PC joke is a rarity these days.

AMEN, my wife would see no humor in that. I learned long ago to not even try. We do not at all share the same sense of humor. Sucks, but just the way it is.
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2019, 01:26:12 AM »
Quote from: goodfellow on January 02, 2019, 06:53:42 PM
Quote from: Lookin4_67GalaxieConv on January 02, 2019, 06:14:48 PM
My wife thinks that's funny!   :))

Give your wife a "Thumbs Up" from me -- the fact that she can take such un-PC joke is a rarity these days.

I did, she's very easy going.

UB, sorry to hear that.  I'm very thankful I married someone who appreciates my sense of humor.  We laugh at each other a lot.
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Re: New Year's resolution: Remember to get the "Train your wife" brochure --
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2019, 11:08:40 AM »
My wife was neutral. She didn't laugh but didn't go ballistic.

I showed her the poster and she just huffed and said, "Men!"  :-[  (I think it was more the skimpy outfit and not the phrases.)
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