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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #105 on: December 19, 2019, 12:06:34 PM »
 :D

Offline fatfillup

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #106 on: December 19, 2019, 03:36:17 PM »
What do you call a Chinese woman with an opinion?




















Wong   :))

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #107 on: December 26, 2019, 12:00:40 AM »


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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #108 on: January 14, 2020, 01:19:48 AM »

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #109 on: January 14, 2020, 01:37:22 AM »
Them drop bears are vicious  :))


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Re: Some humor
« Reply #110 on: January 15, 2020, 12:49:49 AM »
Yep but vegemite keeps them at bay.
Is the need enough? Or does the want suffice?

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2020, 10:15:43 PM »
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #112 on: January 17, 2020, 05:34:13 AM »
 :)) :))
MAGA

If you can’t fix it with a hammer, it must be electrical.

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2020, 07:10:38 PM »
How many of you guy's know the guy who wrote this book ??

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2020, 08:20:57 PM »
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Re: Some humor
« Reply #115 on: January 25, 2020, 02:50:33 PM »


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Offline Rural53

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #116 on: January 27, 2020, 11:56:32 PM »
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,

the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #117 on: January 28, 2020, 07:04:48 AM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^Darn, lot of truth there :))

Offline coolmercury

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #118 on: February 02, 2020, 09:14:30 AM »
GOLF CLUB SIGN
1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anyone.
6. If you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you.
7. Don't stand directly in front of others.
8. Quiet please, while others are preparing.
9. Don't take extra strokes.
10. Well done, now flush the urinal, wash your hands, go outside, and tee off. :a102:

Offline J.A.F.E.

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Re: Some humor
« Reply #119 on: February 02, 2020, 11:26:32 AM »
I got angry and smashed my keyboard. I just lost Ctrl.
People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in ways I can’t put into words.